[philthy]

Eee by eck that ferret p**s is bloody good stuff in't it.

If thee use badger p**s thee'l get t'undred t' gallon thee knows.

But by 'eck thee'll 'ave some scars by 't time thee've collected it off t' badger. Big strong buggers thee are.

[Edited on 30-8-2005 by philthy]