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Old 09-Sep-2005, 12:49
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AM I WARPED?

Riding to work this morning very slowly thru the roadworks on the motorway i was following a big blue tanker signed up

Bloggs Transport, Hazardous Effluent.
24 hour delivery, guaranteed.

I think surely people want hazardous effluent collecting not delivering, then go onto to think........mmmmm! that nasty neighbour! lets ring the transport company....

Hello there, do you hazardous effluent deliveries.

Yes, great, do you accept credit cards.

OK can you please deliver to ......... the front lawn or thru the letterbox will do fine please.

Thank you.

Could have discovered a new market here

NB. my neighbour is great.
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