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A world renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps is walking
down the High Street one day when he spots an advert in his local
record shop for "Wasp sounds from around the Globe". On further
enquiry he discovers that a vinyl recording of this subject has just
been released and a few copies are available in store there and then.
Naturally, being a world renowned expert in the sounds of European
Wasps he is curious and asks the young chap behind the counter if he
can have a listen to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe".
A few seconds later the world renowned expert in the sounds of
European Wasps is standing at one of those little sound stations with
his headphones on and a puzzled expression on his face. He removes
the headphones, walks back to the counter and catches the young sales
persons attention. "Excuse me" he says, "I'm a world renowned expert
in the sounds of European Wasps and I've just been listening to "Wasp
sounds from around the Globe", and I must say, there appears to be
some mistake. Those are no Wasp sounds with which I am familiar". The
young man dutifully checks the recording in question and assures the
world renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps that he is
indeed listening to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe".
Puzzled, the world renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps
returns to the headphones and once again begins to listen. After a
few seconds he once again returns to the counter and accosts the
young fellow there. "Excuse me" he says, "As I mentioned before, I am
a world renowned expert in the sounds of European Wasps and I've just
been listening to "Wasp sounds from around the Globe" and I have to
say again, those are no wasp sounds with which I am familiar. Are you
certain I have been listening to the correct recording?" Slightly
exasperated by now, the young man checks the disc currently playing
and with a slightly sheepish grin confesses:- . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . .
"Oops, sorry sir, I seem to have played you the bee side"  |