what do you guys do when you ride. Carry all those locks with you? Post a gaurd? Bring the bike into the pub with you. Jeez, I would think parking one in a Bradley AFV would solve the problem. Then you can hit the suckers with a TOW or chain gun as they run off empty handed.
Would you get prosecuted if you electrocuted them in the act of knicking your baby?
I guess, the best thing to do in the UK is paint the thing a nauseous pink or putrid green and hope that scares off the thieves.