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   | Originally posted by BDG 
  Quote:   | Originally posted by JPM Well I've managed to break a toe in the last day so a squirt of lemon in my eye should just about wrap up my day!
 |  What happened
  Wasn't kicking my van was it?
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    Christ if I'd of kicked that it would of been my whole foot! 
 Had to catch the kittens before they tried to make a break for freedom and I ended up stubbing my pinkies on the coffee table leg, daft I know, but it bloody hurt like hell then and still does now, now have a nice purple toe and stabbing pain to show for it, luckily it's my right foot, so my rear brake.... what's one of them?