How about this then,stopped at the 24hr garage at about 6.45am on the morning of the BHC Autumn rideout,unlocked the fuel cap,started to fill,got about 5litres in and the pump stopped

Then I heard over the tannoy"can you get off your bike please,no filling your bike while you`re sitting on it please"I then put the nozzle back in the holder and stopped filling

Paid for the 5litres(without removing my helmet)and made my way,could have easily put another 5-7litres in but thought "stuff`em"
This is the second time this has happened at the same garage,I now boycott that garage.