HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
  Compliment her,
 cuddle her,
 kiss her,
 caress her,
 love her,
 stroke her,
 tease  her,
 comfort her,
 protect her,
 hug her,
 hold her,
 spend money on her,
 wine & dine her,
 buy things for her,
 listen to her,
 care for her,
 stand by her,
 support her,
 go to the ends of the earth for her....   
 HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
 Show up naked.
 Bring Beer      
 Nuff said

