Doctor: "I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is you have aids"
Man "Whats the good news"
Doctor: "My new secretary with the big boobs has agreed to go on a date with me tonight"
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Doctor: "The bad news is your wife has herpes"
Man: "Whats the good news"
Doctor: "She didn't catch it from you"
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