| 3 Dogs, a Lab, a Jack Russell and a Rottweil were in the waiting room at their local vets. So the Lab decides to find out why they are there.
" Why are you here" he asked the Jack Russell
" I'm a chewer" he says "I chew everything. The carpet, shoes even the tree's out side. I just can't help it"
"So what are they going to do with you" asks the Lab
"Put me down" says the Jack Russell
"That's a bit hard" says the Lab
"Well" says the Jack Russell "the last straw for my owners was when I chewed my Masters priceless collection of stamps"
"Oh bad luck old sport" says the Lab
"Why are you here then" asked the Jack Russell to the Lab
"Well I'm a pi55er" says the Lab "I pi55 on the kitchen wall, on the kid's toys even on my Masters favourite Ducati whilst he was still on it. I just can't help it"
"So what are they going to do with you then" asks the Jack Russell
"Put me down" says the Lab
"My God" say the Jack Russell " that's a bit hard isn't it"
"Well" says the Lab "what finally did it was when my master wasn't looking I pi55ed in his beer"
"Unlucky" says the Jack Russell
After a few seconds wait they both look at the Rottweiler.
"Well if you must know" says rottweiler " I here because I'm a sh*gger. I sh*g everything, the table leg, the postman's leg, I've even been caught sh*gging the TV whilst a Lassy film was on. I just can't help it" the Rottweiler hangs his head down "but the final straw was when, one day my masters B!tch was kneeling down to clean the shower. I just couldn't help it. I just pounced on her and gave her the Rodgering of her life"
"Oh too bad" said others "so you're here to be put down as well then, are you" says the others
"No" says the Rottweiler "to get my nails clipped"  |