| NEWS FLASH !!!!!!
It has just been reported that a late entrant called Rob has put his name down to be the leader of the Conservative party. His maiden speech has so impressed everyone that 99.9% of the public have said that they will vote for him at the next general election.
However 0.01 % have stated that they intend to block this move at the European Court as it will affect their human rights to be prats by allowing a sensible view of life to prevail.
Rob was last seen banging his head against a brick wall............ |