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   | Originally posted by ScottyB Yeah,
 
 You should remember the old squaddie rules in life Tony........
 
 They have never let me down yet.
 
 1. Never **** a bird with shorter hair than you
 
 2. Never **** a bird with smaller breasts than you.
 
 3. Never **** a bird with tattoo's which are spelt incorrectly.
 
 Anything else is a goer.
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  Your mate never rang me today ...  
