Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
 more willing to die.
 
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 A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
 A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
 
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 A woman has the last word in any argument.
 Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.