I've a couple of crap ones and a beauty:
Once played tennis on Norman Wisdoms tennis court.

Made David Bowie laugh without actually meeting him.

Bought a Christmas tree off Chris Evans.
AND.........
I've been in a gents toilet with Demi Moore!!!


Oh, and got drunk with Lemmy in L.A. but then I think that most people do that!!
[Edited on 25-10-2005 by blueto]