Shaun, why water? Oh, I know. You're on a diet because you're modelling at the bike show.
TP, I have given my mate Natalie strict instructions to make sure I'm drinking a glass of water to every glass of wine so that I don't get too drunk.
Knickers (if I opt for them) may be coming off because that's gonna be a hell of a lot of trips to the loo so no promises there
Also, my drunken dancing when there's no one on the dance floor is not something I plan to demonstrate to the posh DSC members!
Unless there's someone irresistible there in a string vest and Flanks doesn't care to protect me