Yes, I finally have a job!!!!
  I have been offered a nice 6 month contract which I was pleased to accept this evening. I may even start on Wednesday 
 
  The last few months have been personally 'challenging' one could say 

 ... and this is one monkey I'm exceptionally happy to have off my back. Please join me in getting completely shat faced. I'll be drinking Bundaberg Rum and coke. 
 Woohoo!!