| A blonde woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman she wants a pair of pink curtains.He assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains He shows her many textures prints and hues of pink fabrics Once she has finally picked out a pink floral pattern the salesman asked her What sizes do you need? She replies 15 inches. He exclaims 15 INCHES?! What room are they for? She says I only need one, and it's not for a room. It's for my computer monitor. The surprised salesman exclaims, Miss, computers do not have curtains. The blond says HELLOOooooooo.... I've got Windows! |