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Old 10-Nov-2005, 13:16
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Mood: Daft as MartinH after too much Smirnoff Ice
I\'m drunk can be the best and the worst excuse.

When camping i came back from the pub late at night, it was very dark and i got into the wrong tent.

These girls screamed at me to get out, and i was very beligerant that they were sleeping in my tent.

Even worse than that, i was sleeping at a friends house (terraced houses up north). He had gone home early from the party, but said he would leave the back door open.

Back door was locked, didn't want to knock on door and wake his wife and kids up. Spotted the bedroom window was open, got ladders, climbed up, in through the window and got into his the wrong house, it was his next door neighbour!

Drunk trying to be quiet, falls over wakes everyone up, people think they have a burglar, MAJOR UPROAR but fortunately am recognised as a friend of next door. Not popular with the neighbours though
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