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Originally posted by Rushjob
Lady M : Pardon?

Reg : One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.

Lady M : I don't understand what you're saying.

Reg : (slightly irritatedly and with exaggeratedly clear accent) One of the cross beams has gone out of skew on the treadle.

Lady M : Well, what on earth does that mean?

I don't know! - Mr. Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!



(JARRING CHORD. The door flies open. In come three evil types in red robes.)

Cardinal Ximinez : NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise!

(Cardinal Ximinez of Spain regards them with a nasty grin. He is flanked by Cardinal Biggles [in aviator's helmet] and Cardinal Fang.)