Just sneak a quick funny in before friday is over:
Frenchman/Italian/Englishman in pub after many vinos comparing their techniques:
Italian:- "when I make live to my woman, I give her such an orgasm her whole body lifts off the bed and she shakes like-a-crazy"
Frenchman:- "when I make ze lurve to my woman, she begs for more and when I give it her she erupts so much her whole body lifts a full two feet off ze bed"
Englishman:- "when I makes luv t'wife, I climb off, wipe me **** on the curtains, an she hit's the friggin roof"