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Working people frequently ask us retired
people what we do to make our days interesting.


Well for example, the other day I went
into town and went to a shop in Grenfell street.

I was only in there
for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a copper writing out a
parking ticket.


I went up to him and said, "Come on mate,
how about giving a
senior a break?"


He ignored me and continued writing the
ticket.

I called him a Nazi.


He glared at me and started writing
another ticket for having worn tyres.


So I called him a piece of dog sh*t.

He finished the second ticket and put it
on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a
third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes.


The more I abused him, the more tickets
he wrote.


Personally, I didn't give a sh*t.

I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now
that I'm retired.


It's important at my age.