can anyone be bothered to bait this guy?
  [align=center]Good day,
 I am  David Scott  of International Private
 Banking at Bristol & West Bank. I am contacting you
 concerning a deceased customer and an investment he
 placed under our banks management three years ago. I
 would respectfully request that you keep the contents
 of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of
 the information you come by as a result of this mail.
 I contacted you independently of our investigation and
 no one is informed of this communication. I would like
 to intimate you with certain facts that I believe
 would be of interest to you. In 2000, the subject
 matter; came to our bank to engage in business
 discussions with our private banking division. He
 informed us that he had a financial portfolio of eight
 million three hundred and fifty thousand united states
 dollars, which he wished to have us turn over (invest)
 on his behalf. I was the officer assigned to his case;
 I made numerous suggestions in line with my duties as
 the de-facto chief operations officer of the private
 banking sector, especially given the volume of funds
 he wished to put into our bank. We met on numerous
 occasions prior to any investments being placed. I
 encouraged him to consider various growth funds with
 prime ratings. The favored route in my advice to
 customers is to start by assessing data on 6000
 traditional stocks and bond managers and 2000 managers
 of alternative investments. Based on my advice, we
 spun the money around various opportunities and made
 attractive margins for our first months of operation,
 the accrued profit and interest stood at this point at
 over ten million United States Dollars, this margin
 was not the full potential of the fund but he desired
 low risk guarantied returns on investments.
 In mid 2001, he asked that the money be liquidated
 because he needed to make an urgent investment
 requiring cash payments in here in the United Kingdom.
 He directed that I liquidate the funds and deposit it
 with a security firm in here London. I informed him
 that HSBC would
 have to make special arrangements to have this done
 and in order not to circumvent due process, the bank
 would have to make a 9.5 % deduction from the funds to
 cater for banking and statutory charges. He complained
 about the charges but later came around when I
 explained to him the complexities of the task he was
 asking of us. Cash movement across boarders has become
 especially strict since the incidents of 9/11. I
 contacted my affiliate in here in London and made the
 funds available to the security firm. I undertook all
 the processes and made sure I followed his precise
 instructions to the letter and had the funds deposited
 at the London based security consultancy firm, Mayfair
 Securities Co. Mayfair Securities Co is a specialist
 private firm that accepts deposits from high net worth
 individuals and blue chip corporations that handle
 valuable products or undertake transactions that need
 immediate access to cash. This small and highly
 private organization is familiar especially to the
 highly placed and well-connected organizations. In
 line with instructions, the money was deposited with
 Mayfair Securities Co. The deceased told me he wanted
 the money there in anticipation of his arrival from
 Norway later that week. This was the last
 communication we had, this transpired around 25th
 February 2003.
 In June last year, we got a call from Mayfair
 Securities Co informing us that the activity of that
 particular portfolio. This was an astounding position
 as far as I was concerned, given the fact that I
 managed the private banking sector I was the only one
 who knew about the deposit at Mayfair Securities Co,
 and I could not understand why the deceased had not
 come forward to claim his deposit. I made futile
 efforts to locate the deceased. I immediately passed
 the task of locating him to the internal
 investigations department of Bristol & West. Four days
 later, information started to trickle in, apparently
 our client was dead. A person who suited his
 description was declared dead of a heart attack in
 Cannes, South of France.
 We were soon enough able to identify the body and
 cause of death was confirmed. The bank immediately
 launched an investigation into possible surviving next
 of kin to alert about the situation and also to come
 forward to claim his estate. If you are familiar with
 private banking affairs, those who patronize our
 services usually prefer anonymity, but also some
 levels of detachment from conventional processes. In
 his bio-data form, he listed no next of kin. In the
 field of private banking, opening an account with us
 means no one will know of its existence, accounts are
 rarely held under a name; depositors use numbers and
 codes to make the accounts anonymous. This bank also
 gives the choice to depositors of having their mail
 sent to them or held at the bank itself, ensuring that
 there are no traces of the account and as I said,
 rarely do they nominate next of kin. Private banking
 clients apart from not nominating next of kin also
 usually in most cases leave wills in our care, in this
 case; the deceased died without a testate.
 In line with our internal processes for account
 holders who have passed away, we instituted our own
 investigations in good faith to determine who should
 have right to claim the estate. This investigation has
 for the past months been unfruitful. We have scanned
 every continent and used our private investigation
 affiliate companies to get to the root of the problem.
 It is this investigation that resulted in my being
 furnished with your details as a possible relative of
 the deceased. My official capacity dictates that I am
 the only party to supervise the investigation and the
 only party to receive the results of the
 investigation. What this means, you being the last
 batch of names we have considered, is that our dear
 late fellow died with no known or identifiable family
 member. This leaves me as the only person with the
 full picture of what the prevailing situation is in
 relation to the deposit and the late beneficiary of
 the deposit.
 According to practice, Mayfair Securities Co will by
 the end of this financial year broadcast a request for
 statements of claim to Bristol & West, failing to
 receive viable claims they will most probably revert
 the deposit back to Bristol & West. This will result
 in the money entering the Bristol & West accounting
 system and the portfolio will be out of my hands and
 out of the private banking division. This will not
 happen if I have my way. What I wish to relate to you
 will smack of unethical practice but I want you to
 understand something. It is only an outsider to the
 banking world who finds the internal politics of the
 banking world aberrational. The world of private
 banking especially is fraught with huge rewards for
 those who occupy certain offices and oversee certain
 portfolios. You should have begun by now to put
 together the general direction of what I propose. I
 alone have the deposit details and they will release
 the deposit to no one unless I instruct them to do so.
 I alone know of the existence of this deposit for as
 far as Bristol & West is concerned, the transaction
 with our late customer concluded when I sent the funds
 to Mayfair securities, all outstanding interactions in
 relation to the file are just customer services and
 due process. Mayfair Securities Co has no single idea
 of what’s the history or nature of the deposit. They
 are simply awaiting instructions to release the
 deposit to any party that comes forward. This is the
 situation. This bank has spent great amounts of money
 trying to track this man’s family; they have
 investigated for months and have found no family. The
 investigation has come to an end. My proposal; you
 share similar details to the late fellow; I am
 prepared to place you in a position to instruct
 Mayfair Securities Co to release the deposit to you as
 the closest surviving relation. Upon receipt of the
 deposit, I am prepared to share the money with you in
 half. That is: I will simply nominate you as the next
 of kin and have them release the deposit to you. We
 share the proceeds 50/50.I would have gone ahead to
 ask the funds be released to me, but that would have
 drawn a straight line to me and my involvement in
 claiming the deposit. I assure you that I could have
 the deposit released to you within a few days. I will
 simply inform the bank of the final closing of the
 file relating to the deceased I will then officially
 communicate with Mayfair Securities Co and instruct
 them to release the deposit to you. With these two
 things: all is done. The alternative would be for us
 to have Mayfair Securities Co direct the funds to
 another bank with you as account holder. This way
 there will be no need for you to think of receiving
 the money from Mayfair Securities Co. We can fine-tune
 this based on our interactions. I am aware of the
 consequences of this proposal. I ask that if you find
 no interest in this project that you should discard
 this mail. I ask that you do not be vindictive and
 destructive. If my offer is of no appeal to you,
 delete this message and forget I ever contacted you.
 Do not destroy my career because you do not approve of
 my proposal.
 You may not know this but people like myself who have
 made tidy sums out of comparable situations run the
 whole private banking sector. I am not a criminal and
 what I do, I do not find against good conscience, this
 may be hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of
 my industry dictates that I make this move. Such
 opportunities only come ones' way once in a lifetime.
 I cannot let this chance pass me by, for once I find
 myself in total control of my destiny. These chances
 won’t pass me by. I ask that you do not destroy my
 chance, if you will not work with me let me know and
 let me move on with my life but do not destroy me. I
 am a family man and this is an opportunity to provide
 them with new opportunities. There is a reward for
 this project and it is a task well worth undertaking.
 I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have
 here is from you refusing to work with me and alerting
 my bank. I am the only one who knows of this
 situation, good fortune has blessed you with a name
 that has planted you into the center of relevance in
 my life. Let’s share the blessing. If you find
 yourself able to work with me, contact me through this
 same email account. If you give me positive signals, I
 will initiate this process towards a conclusion. I
 wish to inform you that should you contact me via
 official channels; I will deny knowing you and about
 this project. I repeat, I do not want you contacting
 me through my official phone lines nor do I want you
 contacting me through my official email account.
 Contact me only through the numbers I will provide for
 you and also through this email address. I do not want
 any direct link between you and me. My official lines
 are not secure lines as they are periodically
 monitored to assess our level of customer care in line
 with our Total Quality Management Policy.
 Please observe this instruction religiously. Please,
 again, note I am a family man; I have a wife and
 children. I send you this mail not without a measure
 of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within
 me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that
 success and riches never come easy or on a platter of
 gold. This is the one truth I have learnt from my
 private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence.
 If we can be of one accord, we should plan a meeting
 soon.
 I await your response.
 Please contacct me through this email address.
 David Scott.
 Email: 
dvscotts@yahoo.com   [/align]