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Halifax Building Society is very pleased to announce that they are
>installing new "Drive Thru" Cash Dispensers.
>
>To enable customers to gain maximum benefit from this new facility they
>have conducted intensive behavioural studies to come up with the
>appropriate procedures for their use.
>
>AS FOLLOWS:
>
>Procedures for MALE customers
>
>1. Drive up to the cash machine
>
>2. Wind down your car window
>
>3. Insert your card into machine and enter PIN
>
>4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
>
>5. Retrieve card, cash, and receipt
>
>6. Wind up window
>
>7. Drive off
>
>Procedures for FEMALE customers
>
>1. Drive up to the cash machine
>
>2. Reverse the required distance to align car window with cash machine
>
>3. Re-start the stalled engine
>
>4. Wind down the window
>
>5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to find card
>
>6. Turn the radio down
>
>7. Attempt to insert card into machine
>
>8. Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to its
>excessive distance from the car
>
>9. Insert card
>
>10. Re-insert card the right way up
>
>11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN number written on the
>inside back page
>
>12. Enter PIN
>
>13. Press "cancel", and re-enter correct PIN
>
>14. Enter amount of cash required
>
>15. Check make-up in rear view mirror
>
>16. Retrieve cash and receipt
>
>17. Empty handbag again, to locate purse and place cash inside
>
>18. Place receipt in back of chequebook
>
>19. Re-check make-up
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>20. Drive forward 2 metres
>
>21. Reverse back to cash machine
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>22. Retrieve card
>
>23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card into slot
>provided
>
>24. Restart stalled engine and pull off
>
>25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles
>
>26. Release handbrake.