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Old 30-Nov-2005, 21:48
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Originally posted by philthy
I've seen a drunken rugby player get a '' yard of justice '' off a copper with his night stick. Still makes my eyes water at the memory of it



Not quite the Yard of Justice I was thinking of. I've never been able to scull that much beer!

Shut your eyes, think its orange squash. raise to lips, start downing, spin glass round, spill some over your face, keep drinking, spin glass some more, spill some more, keep drinking, listening to the hand claps and words of "GO,GO,GO", keep drinking....keep drinking......Finish!!!!

Take the round of applause and crys of "did you see that???"

Then...as everyone has turned away, promptly spew your guts up in a luckily placed mop bucket right next to you....Nobody saw a thing!
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