12 days of Chavmas
On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me:
Twelve chavvers chavving,
Eleven prammers pushing,
Ten lads joy-riding,
Nine chavettes drinking,
Eight midriffes showing,
Seven scumbags stealing,
Six teens a-laying,
Fiiiiive golllllld Sovvvs,
Four stolen phones,
Three navel studs,
Two tracksuit tops
.. and a pikey in a Burberry cap!