Buyer: Hi I've got a Ducati, and need some new discs.

Seller: Wow, you must really love your bikes. Bet that was expensive.

Buyer: Yeah it was, I love it, its my pride and joy.

Seller: Bikes are pretty dangerous are'nt they?

Buyer: Well they can be but as long as you look after your brakes, have a good quality tested branded braking system and quality tyres, like the pros use, I mean money is not really an issue, we are talking life and death situation, anyway I notice you are selling some brake discs on Ebay.

Seller: Yeah, don't know nothing about them actually, ...but there yours for a super discount rate if you want a pair? The finish is questionble, but whats the worst that can happen?

Buyer: Yeah suppose your right, allthough all the rest of the kit on the bike is quality, but then Iam saving a full massive £100. I could just wait and save, maybe stay in a couple of weekends, but nah, these will do.

Ebay: Great, whats your card number. Oh by the way I also have some tyres as well if your interested? Not sure where there from either, unbranded, treads abit odd, but they look ok....