Ahem...
When one has carefully washed ones machine, one can dry her with a garden vacuum set on blow. This will reach the parts that a chamois will not reach and dry her off a treat.
When ones wife asks one what one has been up to outside with ones beautiful machine ,one can inform her that one has been performing a bl...
No it's no good I can't say it
[Edited on 31-12-2005 by philthy]