[andyb]

Beens as were bashing................

> Australian Farmer
>
> An Australian ventriloquist visiting the outback walks into a small
> village and decides he'll have a little fun!
>
> Aussie: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak with him?"
>
> Farmer: "Don't be stupid, the dog doesn't talk"
>
> Aussie: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
> Dog: "Doin' all right."
>
> The farmer is astonished.
>
> Aussie: "Is this chap your owner?"
>
> Dog: "Yep"
>
> Aussie: "How does he treat you?"
>
> Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes
> me
> to the lake once a week to play."
>
> The farmer's mouth falls open in utter disbelief.
>
>
>
> Aussie: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
>
> Farmer: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either... I don't think."
>
> Aussie: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
>
> Horse: "Cool"
>
> Now the farmer is absolutely dumbfounded.
>
> Aussie: "Is this your owner?"
>
> Horse: "Yep"
>
> Aussie: "How does he treat you?"
>
> Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me, brushes me down
> often
> and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
>
> The Farmer staggers back in amazement.
>
>
>
>
> Aussie: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
>
> Farmer: "The sheep's a bloody liar!"
>