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Spen · 16-Jan-2006, 12:14

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?

The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.

"Why? Do you think they look alike?"

"No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice

16-Jan-2006, 12:14	#3
Spen Registered Forum User 500SD Posts: 607 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Rhodesia. Mood: Buoyant. An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids. The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"? The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7. "Why? Do you think they look alike?" "No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid twice Reply