American pal sent me this....
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS, K-MART IS LIKE YOUR TESCO'S
> A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and tells the clerk she wants a
> refund for the toaster
> she bought because it won't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give
her
> a refund because she bought it on special.
> Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,
> "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"
>
> The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front a growing
> crowd of customers.
> The manager goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?"
> She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't
> give her a refund because she bought it on special.
> Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming
> "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!"
>
> And doing so draws and even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager
pleads
> "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
> In a huff, the woman says,
>
> "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'm being SCREWED!!"
> The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded