Revised version of Original posted by Melnie Mouse[/i]
I wanted to give a lady a surprise big daft geordie, the shop put it in a box, so as not to mess the cream up... One problem, no rucksack, couldn't really take it out of it's box, so got a carrier bag, tied bag to pillion seat , and rode off 26 miles....
Upon arrival, opened bag & big daft geordie still there thankfully... er... bit messy with cream and jam all over it, but she was pleased never the less and said he was yummy
With apologies to Melanie for plagarising your post
