[Loz]

I've carried a display box of a dozen red roses, tied to my back with string. It was an impulse buy, you understand. The roses survived the eight mile trip.
Another time I was pillion on my mates Virago, carrying a spare back tyre. With both hands full, my only grip was my feet on the pegs. Acceleration was a fascinating experience, and did wonders for toning the stomach muscles.