Here's the text I used Felix when I advertised the R when things got really bad......
Twas just after Xmas so got not bids (but also go none of those time wasting pr**ks either)
This auction is for my Sep’ 2001 (51 Plate) Ducati 748R. The bike was purchased brand new from Shirlaws of Aberdeen. It has full Ducati Service History and is taxed until the end of February 2004. As with any loved Ducati motorcycle, this bike has been cared for meticulously since it’s delivery There are no marks except for the understandable ‘wear & tear’ nicks. The bike will be put back to standard 2001 trim prior to sale (i.e. any aftermarket items you may see in photos of the bike will be removed prior to sale).
<p>This bike is a joy to ride and will make a fine accompaniment to your garage. Equipped with a more powerful engine and based on the 748RS that competed in the 2000 World Supersport Championship, the 748R makes 106+ horsepower at 11,500 rpm. The 748R boasts accessories that are normally only found on factory Corse race bikes. Ultra light Marchesini Corse front and rear wheels, carbon fibre components and four pad P4-34 Brembo calipers are just a few.
<p>If you’re concerned, want pictures or details of any type, then please contact me, and I’ll be more than happy to oblige. I can prove my credibility, can you?????
<p>This is a very reluctant sale.....I won't be giving it away folks.
<p>Relevant details are:
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<li>2001 model. Registered new in September 2001 by the seller.</li>
<li>One owner since new.</li>
<li>Fuel tank has been signed by Carl Fogarty</li>
<li>Bike number 0769 – Embossed plaque on top yoke</li>
<li>FDSH – Full Ducati Service History from new.</li>
<li>Sale includes all documentation i.e. Up to date service book, owner's manual and alarm/datatag installation certificates.</li>
<li>20,800 miles – Why be put off, if anything was gonna go wrong it would have done by now!!!! It's run in, loosened up and has gone thru 20k of rigourous Quality Assurance tests on your behalf.</li>
<li>Flawless performance since new. No problems whatsoever</li>
<li>I have a genuine reason for selling the bike</li>
<li>Stored in a heated garage since new</li>
<li>Immaculate condition</li>
<li>Oil changed every 3k miles with full synthetic lubes</li>
<li>Full service, including belts, was done at 18k miles. Only one rocker changed in it's life!!!! – This bike is ‘clean’</li>
<li>New gold X-ring chain installed</li>
<li>Brand new clutch plates bought & ready to go in – this will be the first set in 20k miles. That’s how well it’s been looked after!!!</li>
<li>Rennsports have good wear left on them</li>
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<p>Specification:
<ul>
<li>2001 spec bike</li>
<li>Meta 357T Alarm and Immobiliser</li>
<li>Data-tagged and all major/removable components have Datadot marking</li>
<li>Fully adjustable Ohlins tungsten nitrided forks and rear shock</li>
<li>Single seat, aluminium subframe</li>
<li>106bhp</li>
<li>Marchesini 5-spoke metallic grey light alloy wheels</li>
<li>Brembo P4 4-piston/4-pad calipers</li>
<li>Carbon Airbox</li>
<li>Metallic Grey frame</li>
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<p><b>HAPPY BIDDING!!!</b> – you won’t be disappointed
<p>This bike is advertised elsewhere so please note that I reserve the right to end the auction at any time
<p>Sorry to say it, but I am no mug and am aware of the time wasting or unscrupulous responses I may get to this auction so.......
<p><b> Fraudsters, thieves, time wasters etc please take note…..</b>
<ul>
<li>The bike <u>will not</u> be released until the funds are safely in my account. No ‘Monopoly’ bankers drafts or cheques will be accepted.</li>
<li>Viewings - You <u>will not</u> see the bike at the same place where it is kept overnight/during the day</li>
<li>The bike is for sale as a bike – Sorry if you snapped your clip-on etc at Cadwell, but I ain’t breaking it for spares.</li>
<li>I know what the retail ‘book’ price is for this bike so no……I’m won’t be selling it for £3k</li>
<li>Basically if you’re genuine, then I’ll treat you accordingly, but if you’re not then ditto.</li>
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[Edited on 6-2-2006 by Guido]