Just when I thought I may have to get a job, this email arrived...
Quote:
Good day,
My apologies for this unsolicited mail as I am aware that
this is certainly an unconventional approach to establishing a
relationship. However I will definitely accept your decision should
this proposal not appeal to you.
I am Mr.Cole Harrolds, an Auditor to
a Financial Institution here in England. During the course of auditing
for this year, I discovered a floating fund, £4,257,017.00 (Four
Million, Two Hundred and Fifty-Seven Thousand,Seventeen Pounds). This
amount is deposited in a corporate account #0234756 belonging to Pax-
Morgan Industry, owned by an Industrialist, Dr. Edson Proffitt.
This
account has not been operated since 2002 and our records indicate that
Dr. Edson Proffittis dead. Other of his personal accounts have been
closed down,leaving this Corporate Account #0234756, as it was not
listed on his WILL which was submitted to the bank.
I seek therefore,
your interest and consent to present you as the new Managing director
of Pax-Morgan Industry, to claim this fund, preventing it from being
frozen or misappropriated. With your consent, I will arrange the
documentation in your favor and present you as the only available
closest relative and my bank contacts will authorize the bank to pay
the fund into your account. I will use the influence and position of my
collaborators in the bank to obtain all legal approvals for onward
transfer of this money to your nominated account.
At the conclusion of
this transaction, I believe to last about 10 Working days, all
documents relating to this transaction will be destroyed, leaving no
trace of the money to you. The money will be shared, as we must have
agreed before commencing.
If I do not receive your reply within one
week of this mail, I will understand that you are not interested and
will definitely respect your decision in this regard as there will be
no follow-up communication to you unless otherwise.
Once more, my
sincere apologies for your time.
Yours Sincerely,
Mr.Cole Harrolds. |
...as soon as I get my FOUR MILLION pounds, I'll buy everyone a drink or 20.
Can't say fairer than that.
Incidently, if you know how to feck up their email addy, here it is...
cole_harrolds002@virgilio.it