| The spanner turned in a deliberate anticlockwise direction at 21:30 hours. It would not stop resisting! when the nut decided to spring orf and bounce orf the garage floor in a northerly direction, i had to strike out several times with my Baton, and then spray it with pepper spray. Me and my sarge conspired and the nut disappeared under the workbench and no evidence could be traced. We called in the dog team and after a free bite, we found the offender crouching underneath a pile of blood stained j-cloths. We immediately apprehended the suspect who's continual resistance forced us to put it in a high security sleeping bag on the shelf waiting to be torqued into surrender.
His reply to caution was, corse i did it Guv, and i dont want to complain either...he duly signed my PNB to this effect. |