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   | Originally posted by Flanks 
 Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
 Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there.
 
 Reporter: There goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
 Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge.
 
 Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
 Strachan: No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless.
 
 Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then?
 Strachan: Naw, still 5ft 6, ginger and a big nose!
 
 
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    Excellent stuff but these were my favourites, the first on esumming up Sunderlands current performance
