Don't [Censored] talk to me about [Censored] [Censored] selling houses, [Censored] [Censored] solicitors are[Censored] [Censored] [Censored]. My mum's house has been dragged out for [Censored] 4 months now, all over [Censored] nothing!
The whole [Censored] thing is a [Censored] waste of [Censored] time and effort. [Censored] solicitors and estate agents suck big time!
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And I thought the above was his application for a job as an estate agent
