Bruce is driving over the Sydney harbour bridge one day when he see's his girlfriend Shiela about to throw herself off the bridge.
Bruce slams on the brakes and yells "Shiela, what the hell d'ya think ya doin ? "
Sheila turns around with tears in her eye's and say's "G'day Bruce. Ya got me pregnant and so now im gonna kill myself".
Bruce gets a lump in his throat when he hear's this.He say's "Strewth Shiela.........Not only are you a great **** but your a real sport too".
And drives off...........................
DOH !!!! Wrong forum - god knows how i managed that
[Edited on 3-3-2006 by Tantrum992]