| Wednesday Joke
An escaped convict breaks into a bedroom, ties up husband and wife on the bed. Then he jumps on top of the wife, kisses her ear and goes to the bathroom.
Husband says to his wife 'satisfy him or he will kill us both, I saw the way he kissed you, be strong. I love you'
Wife replies 'he whispered in my ear that he is gay and looking for the vaseline, I told him its in the bathroom. You be strong, I love you too!!!' |