Cheers Paul, but I'm not trying anything on Alan's fork, I really must find another pair if I want to race at Cadwell.
Well, I've already been ridiculous trying to fit my front brake: I was beaten by a pair of forks.
Nevermind, I'm not sure the front brake is needed to have a bike Dyno'd (that's not an MOT...), let's try to fit the rear one
Let's say I've been even more ridiculous: after having poured 3/4 of the DOT can through the reservoir, there is still no way it will stop my rear wheel
I was sure to be following the good procedure: fill in the reservoir, pump, pump, pump and hold it, undo the drain bolt, look at the pipe, do the bolt back. Check liquid level in the reservoir, pump, pump, pump again, etc...
I give up.
I will race without brakes.