I'd prefer my Guiness with a cherry and an umbrella in it than someones arse.
Mind you, round here Mayday is a good wheeze. Up at dawn to go and see the Morris Men prance around the maypole (wait...don't titter....there's method in this). Then, off to the pub which opens at 5:30am for beer and gutbuster brekkies for everyone who has been to see the Morris Men (told ya). First time I went I didn't know whether I could neck a pint at 5:30 am (well, not without being up all night on a sesh) but, surprisingly, I'd had 5 pints by 9am and was completely blootered by 10.
Can't wait for this year's mayday