Just as I thought, you're taking it all a bit too seriously.  
 
  Ref reading etiquette etc, you always read the label/instructions/warning etc etc etc before opening the box???????????? 
 The guy (jono) deserves a break, that's all, not a slating, it was an honest mistake. 
 Do you ever make any????
 Honest replys only are required!!!!!!!!!!!! I know I do.  
 
  jono how about the membership offer?????