Mr James,
My legal represetative will be in contact with you shortly..............
How dare you suggest that I F**ked off and left you to the mercy of the carabineri!! Believe me worse had been talked about!!
It was just that me and cookie desparately need the loo!!
Whats wrong with crossing the swiss/italian border 8 times in an hour?? I just lurv riding me Ducati any excuse to do some more miles??
Thought about some sort of GPS but thats cheating??
Far more fun to ride 100 miles in the wrong direction have a quick look at a map then ride another 100 miles in the wrong direction have a quick look at a map ride another...........
Ray.