| World cup squads
World cup squads
BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Pinnochio,Libero,Vimto, Memento, Borneo, Tango,
Cheerio, Subbuteo,Scenario, Fellatio,Portfolio,
SUBS Placebo,Porno,Polio,Banjo,Brasso,Stereo (L)
Stereo (r)Hydrochlorofluoro,Aristotle,Computersezno
YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Itch,Annoyingitch, Hardtoreachitch, Scratchanitch,
Hic, Sic, Spic , Pric,Digaditch, Fallinaditch,Horseraditch,
SUBS:Mowapitch,Letsgetrich,Shagabitch
RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Whodyanicabolicov,Ticlycov, Chesticov, Nasticov,
Slalomsky, Downhillsky,Risky, Swedishshev, Mastershev,
****ov, Taykitov,
SUBS:Rubitov,Gechakitov,Sodov,
Pastryshev,Najinsky,Ivorripabollockov
ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Chatanoogaciouciou,Atishiou, Blessiou, Thankyiou,Busqueue, Snookercu,
Pennyciou, Twoapennyciou, Fourapennyciou,I'llgetciou, Youandwhosarmi,
SUBS:U,NonU,ManU,Stuffyiou,Lee Kwan Yu
DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Toomanigoalssen,Tryandstopussen, Crapdefenssen, Haveagossen,Firstsson, Seccondsson,
Thirdsson,Legshurtssen, Notroubleseeingussen,Wherestheballssen, Getthebeerssen,
SUBS:Howmanygoalsisthatssen,Finallygaveupcountinss en,
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen,Yourelatedtoalexfergu sonssen
ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Baloni,Potbelli, Beerbelli, Giveitsumwelli,
Wotsontelli, Yrarseissmelli, Onetoomani,Legslikejelli, Havabenni,
Wobblijelli , Spendapenni,
SUBS:Cantthinkofani!!! Buggermi
MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
San Francisco,Costa Brava, Hopelez, Juan Andonly,Manuel Gearbox,
Don Criformi-Argentina, Skrewdigalz, Luis Canon Sombrero,Chihuahua, Jose,
SUBS:Jesus Maria Don Key,Burrito,Speedy Gonzalez,Tequila,Caramba
DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
Kenning van Hire,Van Diemansland, Van der Valk, Van Gard Van Erealdizeez,
Ad van Tagus, Hertz van Rental, Transit van Dors,Van Coova, Van Sprokendown, Aye van Hoe,
SUBS:Van Iller,Van Ishincreme,Van Morrison
Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.
There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke.
The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.  |