[webbyc]

...A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend
>over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"
>
>"That's easy. He's a midget with a speech impediment." So the midget
>shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female
>horse.
>
>
>"A female horth," the midget replies. So the guy shows him a prized
>filly.
>
>
>"Nith lookin horth".
>
>Can I thee her eyeth?" So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the
horse's
>eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth. Can I thee her earzth?" So he picks
>the little fella up again and shows him the horse's ears.
>
>"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf?" The rancher Is getting pretty
>ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the
>horse's
mouth.
>
>"Nice mouf, can I see her ****?"
>
>Totally p----d off at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms
>and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's ****, pulls
>him
out
>and slams him on the ground.
>
>The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should
>rephrathze that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?".