PORTSMOUTH - GIRLS ALOUD: - Only one real class act among the hastily assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it; you've sneaked the occasional admiring glance.
Have you ever been to Portsmuff?Class Act?That's the M27 affording you a speedy escape.Girls Aloud?I wish,more like a colony of transvestite pikeys.One song that does spring to mind 'The wheels on your house,go round and round,round and round,round and round.
