I've never been to Perth but I've lived in most places along the east coast.
  I know it's not the West Coast but if you want to ask me a few questions u2u me and I'll pass on my phone number. 
 How fitting I just happen to be working from home today sitting here in my Wallabies jumper 
 
  I might not get back to you until this evening though, I'm going to have to step out soon.