| For classic script writing there's........
BROTHER MAYNARD
"Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty One."
SECOND BROTHER
"And St. Attila raised the hand grenade up on high saying
'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest
blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did
grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp
and anchovies and orang-utans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats
and large ch ..."
BROTHER MAYNARD
"Skip a bit, brother ..."
SECOND BROTHER
"... and the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy
Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt
be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall
be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then
lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who
being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it..."
BROTHER MAYNARD
"Amen."
KNIGHTS
"Amen."
ARTHUR steels himself and pulls the pin.
ARTHUR
"Right! One, two, five ..."
GALAHAD
"Three, sir!"
ARTHUR
"Three!"
ARTHUR hurls the grenade. There is an explosion and much applause from the KNIGHTS.  |