To get the post count up to 5000! How sad can I get 
 
     
 :"Very sad indeed Jools....verbal diahorrea! Speaking of which do you know that scientists have found out that diahorrea is hereditary?" 
 Jools: "No, how did they find that out?"  

 :"Simple. It runs in your jeans.......fnarrr, fnarrr!"