| U want a war, Dickie?
Why are men so bad at sex and driving?
Because the bast*rds always pull out with no thought of who else might be coming!
Why do men like smart, sexy women?
Opposites attract.
What do beer bottles and men have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up.
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They're married.
Right. That's it for the moment. I'm off out to cut the lawn (all 1.5 acres of it!); saw some limbs off trees; finish putting a fence up; wash my cars - then down to Brands for qualifying at the DTM. If anybody is interested, qualifying and racing finishes tomorrow before 4 and MSV have huge screens up all over the place to show the footie. TTFN. |