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      Friday Joke 
  You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
 > On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine
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 > In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and
 > you cannot overtake it.
 > Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
 > Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same 
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 > What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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 > Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're P***ed!
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