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Old 07-Jul-2006, 06:54
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Friday Joke

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
> On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine
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> Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
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> What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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> Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're P***ed!
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